Mothers Day Card

"For my wife on Mother's Day
I don't always do my best at making myself clear,
And what I really mean to say, you might not always hear...
For example, when I burp, that means you're one great cook!
And when I make a vulgar sound, I love the way you look!
When I (rarely) pass some gas, it means that I'm content,
And when I answer with a grunt, you've got my full consent...
When I snore in bed at night,
it's you I'me dreaming of.
And when I don't say anything...
It's 'cause I'm so in love"

Isn't that the best card?
He did say he will never grunt again.
But no mention of the fact I am often "more content" than he is!